The Big Brother 19 was filled with twists, temptations, a returning player and an eviction on the first night. But there was also a lot of humor, from the introduction packages to the game itself.
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Here’s a look back at the 15 funniest quotes from the HGs in the Big Brother 19 premiere.
“When I play , I don’t like to play with a gun, I like to play with a knife. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, and nobody sees it coming.”
-Alex
“My favorite color is Tickle Me Pink, I love 50 Shades of Grey, I’m definitely the full package.”
-Mark
“I have a hashtag on my wall because I’m a millennial. All millennials have hashtags on their walls, I think.”
-Elena
“I’m a competitor and I’m going to take them out one by one. It is what I do. Good morning, Big Brother, give me the soul that I’m going to eat today.”
-Christmas
“There are definitely some pretty girls in this house, that is an understatement. Christmas and Jessica, I mean, good lord. If their parents are watching, guys, thank you very much, we all appreciate you.”
-Matt
“Raven’s got this southern charm. I’m southern too, but she’s, like, adorable, sip sweet tea on the back porch kind of southern. And I’m, like, abrasive, shotgun a beer kind of southern.”
-Elena
“Matt is finer than frog hair split three ways.”
-Raven
“You’re celebrating and you don’t even know what it means.”
-Julie Chen to the HGs about the Summer of Temptation twist
“You can’t promise me safety and loyalty because you’re lying. But giving me a cheese sandwich? That’s 100 percent facts and friendship.”
-Paul
“Josh comes in hot. Listen, you gotta bring it down to a 2 because I’m at a 10. If you come at me at an 11, one of us is going to jail.”
-Paul
“I’d love to play with you, I’d love to play against you, I’m sure we can do good things.”
-Matt to Paul
“Then I see the one, my serpentine queen. I don’t care if it’s poisonous, she’s the best looking snake I’ve ever seen. Sorry, Nicole.”
-Paul
“No offense, but I hope you eat shit.”
-Alex to Cody during the competition
“I’m not gonna be the first hamster in this cage to go home, no way.”
-Cameron
“I respect that. That’s trying hard. That’s a solid campaign. But that hairy butt is not the way to my heart. Or the way to my vote.”
-Elena about Cameron’s strip tease
Big Brother 19 airs Wednesdays at 8/7, Thursdays at 9/8c and Sundays at 8/7c on CBS.
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