As season 17 of The Bachelor wraps up, fans are wondering who will get a second chance at love (and, you know, an extra helping of reality TV fame).

The Bachelor is back for a two-night epic bonanza of crazy, complete with another trip to the emergency room for one of the women.

Relive Robyn‘s five-week journey on The Bachelor season 17.

Photos from The Bachelor Season 17, Episode 5. ABC tells us: "Eight of the bachelorettes discover canoes, hay, a wood chopping station and goats at a local lake - uh-oh!

If princesses and toddlers wear tiaras, bitches wear Tierras. As Sean Lowe whittles down his batch of potential suitors from 13 to 11, we‘re promised a healthy dose of tears, anger and outrage from the recipient of the earliest rose ever, who also may be the only Bachelor contestant to ever intentionally fall down the stairs.

Backstabbing. BAM! A tumble down the stairs. SPLAAT! A world record makeout session. WHACK! Volleyball catfights.

I‘m not quite sure how you spell "Rawwrrrr" (the sound a cat makes when you accidentally step on it), but it‘s apparently never too early for the claws to come out on The Bachelor.

For better or worse, whether you love that you hate it or hate that you love it, The Bachelor is back for its 17th season, or the 738th overall if you count The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad.