The best quotes from the second episode of season 8 of Supernatural.
#25 “I’d rather not see my mom twisted into a corkscrew.”
-Kevin to Dean
#24 “Is that what you’ve been doing all year? Watching television?”
-Mrs. Tran to Kevin
#23 “He needs me to translate a stupid Tablet so he can take over the universe or something.”
-Kevin to Mrs. Tran about Crowley
#22 “Prophet of the Lord, huh? It does have a nice ring to it.”
-Mrs. Tran to Kevin
#21 “You hid the Word of God in a diaper bag?”
-Dean to Kevin
#20 “So what’s it gonna be, the Tablet or that piece of Euro-trash crap you call a car?”
-Mrs. Tran to Lyle the pawn shop owner
#19 “We have a strict ‘No casting, no cursing, no supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it’ policy.”
-Beau to Sam and Dean
#18 “Is that even a planet anymore?”
Beau: “I am the right-hand of a god, after all. Plutus, specifically.”
Dean: “Is that even a planet anymore?”
#17 “Say it and I will kill you, your children and your grandchildren.”
-Dean to Sam about selling the Impala
#16 “Sorry about your little play date. If you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.”
-Crowley to Kevin about snapping his girlfriend Channing’s neck
#15 “Defiling her corpse has just made number one on my to-do list.”
-Crowley to Kevin about his mom
#14 “That’s Plutus? What is he, god of the candy aisle?”
-Dean
#13 “There are some in Heaven who still believe, despite his mistakes, Castiel’s heart was always in the right place. I think too much heart was always Castiel’s problem.”
-Samandiriel to Dean
#12 “I’m perfectly sane. But then, 94 percent of psychotics think they’re perfectly sane, so I guess we’d have to ask ourselves what is sane.”
-Cas to Dean
#11 “The way I hear it, you two hit Monster Land and Hot Wings here took off. I figure he owes you some backstory.”
-Benny to Dean about Cas
#10 “Cas, buddy, I need you. And if Leviathan want to take a shot at us, let them. We ganked those bitches once before, we can do it again.”
-Dean to Cas
#9 “A finger bone from the frost giant Ymir. And five-eighths of a virgin.”
-Vili’s bid for Thor’s Hammer, Mjolnir
#8 “Maybe you should try Plan D, for Dumbass.”
-Crowley to Dean
#7 “The real Mona Lisa. Where she’s topless.”
-One of Crowley’s bids for the Tablet
#6 ”Palin and a Bridge to Nowhere. No thanks.”
-Beau rejecting Crowley’s bid of Alaska
#5 “You’re bidding the moon?”
Dean: “You’re bidding the moon?”
Crowley: “Yeah, claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?”
#4 “We guard the souls in Heaven, we don’t horse-trade them.”
-Samandiriel to Dean
#3 “You don’t have a soul”
Crowley: ““I bid my own soul!”
Plutus: “Mr. Crowley, you don’t have a soul.”
#2 “I know we’re not mates, Kevin, but one word of advice: Run. Run far and run fast. Cuz the Winchesters, well, they have a habit of using people up and watching them die bloody.”
-Crowley to Kevin
#1 “It was Crowley, Sam. No matter what meat suit he’s in, I should’ve knifed him. I mean, yeah, it would’ve sucked and I would’ve hated myself, but what’s one more nightmare, right?”
-Dean to Sam
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