Carla Patton

Carla Patton

Writer, BuddyTV

Originally from Seattle, Carla recently took a husband and moved to Austin, Texas, where she is finally using her television “problem” to her advantage. It’s sort of like Dexter, but boring and less murdering. Carla’s favorite shows include 30 RockThe Amazing RaceProject RunwayModern Family, anything with murder, and pretty much anything gross and weird (CSIThe BachelorToddlers & Tiaras, etc.). Favorite canceled shows include: Arrested DevelopmentVeronica Mars and Average Joe. In her spare time, Carla leads tours of downtown Austin on a Segway (don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!), blogs about Netflix Instant, and visits elementary schools telling children they don’t need math to succeed (just kidding, stay in school, kids).

BuddyTV Placeholder Image
The Real Housewives of New Jersey

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Recap: No H8

  • June 3, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Gia's been in a bad mood since the field day (and probably before), and ...

BuddyTV Placeholder Image
The Real Housewives of Orange County

‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ Recap: Cray-cation in Costa Rica

  • May 29, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Tamra meets with Heather and Terry for lunch to rehash her lunch with ...

BuddyTV Placeholder Image
America's Got Talent

‘America’s Got Talent’ Recap: Adorable and Horrible in St. Louis

  • May 29, 2012
  • Carla Patton

After Monday's lackluster episode, I am ready to see some REAL talent. I ...

BuddyTV Placeholder Image
America's Got Talent

‘America’s Got Talent’ Recap: The Hot and Cold Auditions of Tampa

  • May 28, 2012
  • Carla Patton

We get it, America's Got Talent, you have Howard Stern. Now let's see some ...

BuddyTV Placeholder Image
American Idol

‘American Idol’ Finale Results: And the Winner Is …

  • May 23, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Hundreds of performances later, it has all come down to this. Season 11 of...