Gibbs’ and Fornell’s ex-wife Diane returns and boy howdy did that give us some hilarious scenes. Check out the best quotes from “Devil’s Trifecta.”
#20 “He ruined my favorite jacket, I’d have shot my own mother.”
Fornell
#19 “Can you think of anyone you might have antagonized?”
Ziva
Fornell: “Is there anyone I haven’t?”
#18 “Fitting, isn’t it? A cheater going after tax cheats.”
Fornell
#17 “You two spring a leak or something?”
Diane
#16 “I won’t dignify that with a response.”
Fornell
Gibbs: “You just did.”
#15 “I’ll be she’s a panther in the sack.”
Tony
#14 “My breakfast burrito is about to say, ‘hello.'”
Fornell
The way he said “hello” had me rolling. Perfect delivery.
#13 “Oh, I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Go….”
Diane
Any guesses on how she was going to finish that line?
#12 “Can we make this as painless as possible?”
Diane
Fornell: “So says the Queen of Pain.”
#11 “Look, you’re attractive….at least on the outside.”
McGee
#10 “You come over here and hug me right now, damn it!”
Diane
The look on McGee’s face was classic.
#9 “Holy Fourth of July weenie roast! What the hell am I looking at?!”
Fornell
My favorite line of the episode, by far.
#8 “Right. Of course. The accountant was renting a home for his frozen fish collection.”
Tony
#7 “Given Agent Gibbs’ and Fornell’s propensity for violence, that’s the story I would stick to if I were you.”
Ducky
#6 “Speaking of the Spawn of Unholiness…”
Fornell
#5 “I don’t get nauseous.”
Gibbs
Fornell: “We’ll see about that.”
#4 “Sudden moves are not your friend.”
Tony
Okay, show of hands, who else found this line incredibly sexy?
#3 “How come you didn’t just shoot him?”
Diane
Gibbs: “Ah, I figure….we’ve ruined enough weddings.”
#2 “The last thing you want to be is me.”
Gibbs
Diane: “You’re not so bad.”
#1 “I’m not alone.”
Gibbs
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