Suits season 2 certainly ended its summer season in style — and here are 40 of the best quotes from the midseason finale, “High Noon,” to prove it!
#40 “What are you doing here?”
Rachel
Mike: “Rachel, meet the file room. It’s where we store information about the cases we’re working on.”
#39 “Deal with what, Rachel? The fact that I missed my last-ever chance to see my grandmother because I was too busy at work?”
Mike
#38 “The managing partner is Daniel Hardman. Effective immediately.”
Jessica
#37 “Daniel, you won. You don’t need to blow smoke up my ass.”
Harvey
#36 “You could teach.”
Harvey
Jessica: “I could also kill myself.”
#35 “Don’t you dare touch his balls!”
Donna
#34 “Bowties have no place here!”
Donna
#33 “What were you doing in there, kissing the ring? Don’t try to weasel your way in with another managing partner.”
Louis
Harvey: “That job’s already taken.”
#32 “I always pay my debts. I’m a Lannister…”
Louis
#31 “You weren’t at your desk, so I figured you and your small bladder were in here.”
Louis
#30 “Right, like he buys his own hair gel!”
Louis, on Harvey
#29 “You look overwhelmed. Let me help!”
Harvey
#28 “You seem to live in this deluded world where you think that you can always win. But sometimes you can’t.”
Mike: “You seem to live in this deluded world where you think that you can always win. But sometimes you can’t. Bad things happen! You’ve gotta face the fact that life is going to be this case or this case or this case… Jessica lost! You lost! And there isn’t anything that any of us, including the great and powerful Harvey Specter, can do about it!”
#27 “I’m sorry, but apparently Paul Porter doesn’t believe in technology.”
Donna
#26 “I’m sorry I don’t have a photographic memory, but my brain is already too busy being awesome.”
Donna
#25 “Do I need to remind you that you’re the one who sent him home yesterday?”
Donna
Harvey: “I thought he would come back.”
#24 “Everyone is gone.”
Mike
#23 “Doth my eyes deceive me? It appears that you’re actually doing the task assigned to you.“
Louise
Harvey: “Doth you wanna kiss my ass?”
#22 “If you want to pick up some coffee, I take mine with cream and stevia.”
Louis
Donna: “Would you like me to put that in your calendar? I will take that as a no…”
#21 “Yeah… Help yourself.”
Mike
Harvey: “Don’t mind if I do. Is this the coffee-cart guy?”
#20 “You really don’t get it, do you? Harvey and I are like this. Do you think that I would leave him for anybody, let alone somebody who did what you did?”
Donna
#19 “Harvey Specter doesn’t get cottonmouth!”
Harvey
#18 “Did you ever hear of a hanger?”
Harvey
#17 “I lived in a house, surrounded by family. But I know what it’s like to be totally alone.”
Harvey
#16 “Wow. Your stoned is depressing. You should never share your feelings. Ever again.”
Mike
#15 “I’m gonna get the can opener!”
Harvey
Mike: “Are you serious right now? You’re not messing with me? You’re finally gonna tell me what you do with that can opener?”
Harvey: “Do I look serious?”
Mike: “You look stoned.”
Harvey: “I am. But I never joke about the can opener. Come on! …What we do is…”
#14 “OK, if you were a narcissist with great hair, what would your password be?”
Louis
#13 “One of his favorite basketball players… Shaquille… O’Bryant?”
Louis
#12 “I still don’t understand the thumbtack thing.”
Mike
Harvey: “It’s surprising, isn’t it?”
#11 “I wanna know about you and Hardman. You’re gonna answer my questions, or I’m gonna kick your ass!”
Harvey
#10 “That memo was a fraud.”
Travis Tanner
#9 “Being smart hasn’t made either one of us very happy.”
Mike
#8 “I’m notoriously fast.”
Louis
#7 “You and I both know what we did that night. In this office!”
Harvey
Jessica: “That was a celebration…”
#6 “I was high. I was high because I was being forced to work for you.”
Harvey, to Hardman
#5 “Daniel, that $3 million of our money you spent on yourself? Consider your partnership bought out.”
Jessica
#4 “Seriously, how often do you really look at a man’s shoes?”
Mike
#3 “To the firm of Pearson and Kiss My Ass.”
Harvey
#2 “For the record, I wasn’t the one who made the first move. Harvey was.”
Hardman
#1 “Goodbye Daniel. Were you going to throw something at me?”
Jessica
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