Mike gets an introduction to life in prison in the Suits season 6 premiere, “To Trouble” — and someone who has it out for Harvey. (Tip: Don’t trust anyone.) Meanwhile, Harvey, Jessica and Louis have to figure out what to do about the firm.
Here are the best quotes from the season 6 premiere.
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“I miss him.”
Harvey: “I came to let you know that I dropped him off, and he looks as good as he could look. And I think he’s gonna be okay.”
Rachel: “I appreciate that, but you could have told me that over the phone. So what are you really doing here?”
Harvey: “I miss him.”
Rachel: “I miss him too.”
“Right now I’m gonna go to my office and fix myself a goddamn drink.”
Jessica: “I didn’t say we weren’t gonna figure something out, Louis. I said we’re not calling Harvey.”
Louis: “Well, then what the hell are we gonna do?”
Jessica: “Right now I’m gonna go to my office and fix myself a goddamn drink.”
“Crouch your tiger, hide your dragon or I’m gonna Wang Chung your ass out of here.”
Harvey: “You got to be kidding me. You call me down here for an emergency, and then you take the time to order Chinese food?”
Louis: “I didn’t order anything, asshole. So crouch your tiger, hide your dragon or I’m gonna Wang Chung your ass out of here.”
“Well, that’s what I told my mother when I looked at my first Playboy. But it didn’t happen then, and it’s not gonna happen now.”
Benjamin: “I can get this done in a more efficient manner without you looking over my shoulder.”
Louis: “Well, that’s what I told my mother when I looked at my first Playboy. But it didn’t happen then, and it’s not gonna happen now.”
“Why don’t you just jam a cattle prod up my ass? It would be less invasive.”
Jessica: “What I want to know right now is what we’re all worth.”
Louis: “What, are you kidding? Why don’t you just jam a cattle prod up my ass? It would be less invasive.”
“If you can’t keep it together tonight of all nights, then as far as I’m concerned, you can all rot in hell.”
Rachel: “I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none of you have to. And it hasn’t been 5 minutes and you’re already ripping each other apart.”
Harvey: “Rachel — “
Rachel: “Let me finish. I thought I wanted to be alone tonight, and then I realized that I didn’t, because I wanted to be with my family. But if you can’t keep it together tonight of all nights, then as far as I’m concerned, you can all rot in hell.”
“The ship isn’t sinking. It sunk. And I don’t know if I have it in me to pull it back up from the bottom of the ocean.”
“I have put everything I have into keeping this firm afloat for as long as I can remember. Well, now look around you. The ship isn’t sinking. It sunk. And I don’t know if I have it in me to pull it back up from the bottom of the ocean.”
– Jessica to Louis
“No, Harvey, he went to prison to save us.”
Donna: “What about tomorrow?”
Harvey: “I don’t care about tomorrow.”
Donna: “Well, maybe you should start caring about tomorrow, because if you don’t, you’re gonna wake up three weeks from now, and you’re gonna realize that this was the biggest mistake of your life, and all you did was give up exactly what Mike went to prison to save.”
Harvey: “Mike did not go to prison to save this goddamn firm.”
Donna: “No, Harvey, he went to prison to save us. And now you’re walking out on us. And if you’re gonna do that, then tell me, what did he save us for?”
“You did it because you care. And because you did it, I will be loyal to you forever.”
Jessica: “For women, the rules are different. You can’t be everyone’s friend and invite them to tea because warm means you’re weak. I wasn’t gonna be weak. But now the flip side to that is if you’re strong, they think you’re cold. And that’s why they’re all gone, because they see me as unfeeling and manipulative. I’m tired of it.”
Rachel: “Well, they’re wrong. … My dad told me that the only reason he came to the church today was because you told him if he didn’t, he would lose me forever. And you didn’t do that because you were trying to manipulate some situation. You did it because you care. And because you did it, I will be loyal to you forever.”
“Jesus Christ, get me out of here.”
Louis: “This is the best thing ever. I love the both of you so much.”
Harvey: “This is your doing.”
Jessica: “Harvey, we’re making progress.”
Louis: “Holy shit. This is the best egg roll ever.”
Jessica: “Jesus Christ, get me out of here.”
“I had a premature mudification.”
Harvey: “You telling me you never slipped up and had an inappropriate relationship?”
Jessica: “Louis, I don’t want to know the answer to that.”
Louis: “I did. It was the most shameful night of my life.”
Jessica: “Harvey, don’t -“
Harvey: “What exactly was so shameful about it?”
Louis: “Well, she was a paralegal, and I took mud with her.”
Harvey: “I don’t understand. Are you saying you sullied her reputation?”
Louis: “No, I’m saying I sullied the concept of mud. … I had a premature mudification.”
Harvey: “What the hell does that mean?”
Jessica: “I think we all know what that means.”
Louis: “It means I couldn’t hold my mud.”
“Based on what he just told us, he doesn’t need 15 minutes for that.”
Louis: “I need another 15 minutes to myself.”
Harvey: “Again?”
Jessica: “Oh, Harvey, let him go. He probably doesn’t have as much as we do, and it’s a vulnerable thing for him.”
Harvey: “Vulnerable? He just told us he jerked off in the mud an hour ago. You don’t think he’s gonna do that right now, do you?”
Jessica: “Based on what he just told us, he doesn’t need 15 minutes for that.”
“That’s what Bolivia says to the US, but if NATO goes to war, they’re not kicking in dick.”
Louis: “There. You wanted to know my net worth. You got it.”
Jessica: “Holy shit.”
Harvey: “Who are you? Are you a king?”
Louis: “No, I’m just not an idiot. What the hell have you been doing with your money?”
Jessica: “Louis, we’re not exactly poor.”
Louis: “That’s what Bolivia says to the US, but if NATO goes to war, they’re not kicking in dick.”
“Because it’s like you. I can’t stand it, but it’s part of the family.”
Louis: “Well, now that we’re starting fresh, can we please finally get rid of that hideous duck painting?”
Harvey: “No, Louis, we can’t.”
Louis: “Why not?”
Harvey: “Because it’s like you. I can’t stand it, but it’s part of the family.”
Suits season 6 airs Wednesdays at 9pm on USA.
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