Sam and Dean went to a wrestling match on Supernatural this week and it turned into an all-out-brawl with a crossroads demon. “Beyond the Mat” gave the Winchesters a chance to have some fun, relive their childhood and stop a deadly demon.
In addition, Crowley finally escaped from Casifer’s evil clutches, but not before using up yet another Hand of God. Aamra may luck out if everyone keeps wasting all of the weapons that could kill her.
“Beyond the Mat” Recap: Wrestling with Demons>>
Here’s a look at the funniest and most memorable quotes from this week’s Supernatural episode.
“We’ve done nothing but mainline lore for a week. We’ve got jack on another Hand of God and Amara and we’ve got even less jack on how to save Cas.”
-Dean to Sam
“Dude, Gunnar freaking Lawless. Should I go say hi? I should go say hi. I’m gonna go say hi.”
-Dean to Sam about seeing his wrestling hero
“Hi, sir. I saw you standing over here and I told my brother that I should come over and say hi so I came over and…hi.”
-Dean to Gunnar
Sam: “They’re only making 25 bucks tonight.”
Dean: “That’s it? That hardly seems worth it. Think about that, town after town putting your ass on the line for next to nothing? No money, no glory. Wow.”
Sam: “You realize you just literally described our jobs.”
“I’ve been beat up, spit on, stabbed, roughed up, but I will be damned if I didn’t always get back up. The one thing I learned, you gotta keep on grinding no matter what’s still in your way.”
-Gunnar to Dean
“I think I heard my liver screaming at me.”
-Dean after pounding tequila shots with the wrestlers
“I’ve never been much for God or whatever. I sort of just thought that when your curtain came down, that was it, night-night. But if you’re a demon that means there’s a Hell. And if there’s a Hell, there is a Heaven. And I’m not giving up my shot at Paradise for a belt I can win on my own.”
-Sean Harley to Duke the Crossroads Demon
“No matter how much it hurts, no matter how hard it gets, you gotta keep grinding. And that’s how we’re gonna win. And we’re gonna win. We’re gonna save Cas, we’re gonna ice the Devil and we’re gonna shank the Darkness. And anyone that gets in our way? Well, God help them.”
-Dean to Sam
“You’re not a slave, a dog. You’re Crowley and the Devil should be afraid of you.”
-Simmons to Crowley
Simmons (about the Rod of Aaron): “Can I touch it?”
Crowley: “With all due respect, Simmons, I don’t think you can handle my Rod.”
Casifer: “I bet I can. Is it just me or is it getting a little phallic in here?”
“You really thought you could double-cross me? Me? You know, I invented the double-cross. Like, literally.”
-Casifer to Crowley
“She hates you, BTWs. Yeah, they all do, every demon in Hell. You can’t really blame them, can you? Maybe once you were the evilest evil that ever eviled, present company excluded, but now you’re nothing but Dean Winchester’s #1 fan.”
-Casifer to Crowley
“You really think you could double-cross me? ME? I perfected the double-cross. Like, literally.”
-Crowley to Casifer
Supernatural returns Wednesday, March 23 at 9pm on the CW.
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