Here are the best and funniest quotes from Sam and Dean Winchester’s adventures in the 23rd episode of Supernatural season 11, “Alpha and Omega.” Also, check out my recap of this episode.
Official Synopsis from the CW: “God (guest star Rob Benedict) comes to a decision about Amara (guest star Emily Swallows) that has direct repercussions for Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles).”
#12 “You know when you’re driving and a bug hits your windshield? I’m the bug.”
-Chuck to Sam about Amara’s attack
#11 “If you’ve got something for me to punch, shoot or kill, let me know and I’ll do it. I’ll do it ‘til I die. But how are we supposed to fix the freaking sun?”
-Dean to Sam
#10 “No reason to die sober.”
-Dean to Sam
#9 “You do live exciting lives”
Dean: “You do help, Cas. Sometimes me and Sam got so much going on and we forget about everyone else.”
Cas: “Well, you do live exciting lives.”
Dean: “Yeah, that’s one word for it.”
#8 “You’re always there. You’re the best friend we’ve ever had. You’re our brother, Cas, I want you to know that.”
-Dean to Cas
#7 “You know family. Even when you hate them, you still love them.”
-The Old Lady to Amara
#6 “I want a big funeral. I’m talking epic. Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”
-Dean to the group
#5 “No chick flick moments”
Dean: “Come on, you know the drill. No chick flick moments.”
Sam: “You love chick flicks.”
Dean: “Yeah, you’re right, I do.”
#4 “That’s revenge. It’ll get you out of bed in the morning and when you get it, it feels great. For about five minutes. I’ve been there.”
-Dean to Amara
#3 “Me and Sam, we have had our fair share of fights. More than our share. But no matter how bad it got, we always made it right because we’re family. I need him, he needs me, and when everything goes to crap, that’s all you’ve got. Family.”
-Dean to Amara
#2 “You’re just a jumped-up Hunter playing with things you don’t understand and doing more harm than good.”
-Lady Toni to Sam
#1 “Mom?”
-Dean to Mary Winchester
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