TMZ reports that an inside source at Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab has leaked the identities of the celebs who will be checking in and trying to kick their habits in season 5. And they are:
Michael Lohan, who’s apparently addicted to more than shaming his daughter Lindsay on her drug use. Two weeks ago he was in Florida giving interventions to troubled teens, so maybe he’s addicted to being a hypocrite?
Michaele and Tareq Salahi of “White House Party Crasher” and Real Housewives of D.C. fame, who must be addicted to more than pathological lying and negative attention.
Dwight “Doc” Gooden, former New York Mets pitcher who was banned from the MLB in 1995 after twice testing positive for cocaine. The “Doc” nickname seemed tragically ironic then; even more so now.
Bai Ling, “actress” better known for her addiction to outrageously ugly clothing. So a drug addiction actually explains a lot.
Jeremy Jackson, who has transitioned from one form of “washed up” to another since he played Hobie (David Hasselhoff‘s character’s son) on Baywatch. Since then, he’s been notably addicted to mullets and also crystal meth.
The fifth season has reportedly already started filming, and will air on VH1 later this year.
Here’s where I would make a joke about Charlie Sheen being the most famous drug-addicted celebrity at the moment and how he should be on this list but of course he’s not because he already cured his brain with his magical warlock mind powers, but they’ve all been made already, and better. Let’s just say: They may be the next Celebrity Rehab cast, but these people are NOT winning right now. Hope that changes with the help of Dr. Drew.
What do you think of this leaked cast list?
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