It’s not getting any easier for Mike — or now, his cellmate, since Kevin helped him out — in prison with Frank around on Suits, but in “Back On the Map,” Harvey (and later Sean) may have a way to fix things. Meanwhile, Louis tries to find the perfect tenant for the offices only for that to backfire on him.
Here are the best quotes from “Back on the Map.”
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“You are going to the pep rally though, right?”
Mike: “So do we eat together in the cafeteria from now on or how does that work?”
Kevin: “You know this isn’t high school, right?”
Mike: “Yeah, of course I know that. You are going to the pep rally though, right?”
“Exactly, which is why I will not stand for another firm to stick their promiscuous associates in my innocent incubator.”
Louis: “Donna, nobody’s gonna be taking these offices without taking the bullpen. It’s the heart and soul of this space.”
Donna: “And it’s also the heart and soul of you.”
Louis: “Exactly, which is why I will not stand for another firm to stick their promiscuous associates in my innocent incubator.”
“Every conversation we’ve ever had, including this one.”
Donna: “The only thing left for me to do is make sure you don’t shit the bed in another interview.”
Louis: “What makes you think I would do that?”
Donna: “Every conversation we’ve ever had, including this one.”
Louis: “Fair point. Set it up.”
“So instead of coming down on me and Sean for doing our jobs, why don’t you get over there and do yours?”
Harvey: “Donna, I don’t give a shit about Louis and his tenants.”
Donna: “Well, I do. Because we all said that we would give everything we had to get this place back to where it was, and right now, Jessica has a prospect waiting for you in the conference room. So instead of coming down on me and Sean for doing our jobs, why don’t you get over there and do yours?”
“Surprise, surprise.”
Frank: “You know, when I first got here, I didn’t have a high school diploma.”
Mike: “Surprise, surprise.”
Frank: “Before you know it, I was a regular Poindexter just like you.”
Mike: “Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud.”
“I’d say you should see the other guy, Mike, but there were three of them.”
– Kevin
“I’m looking forward to being douche-mates.”
– Stu to Louis
“Holy goddamn shit, what have I done?”
– Louis, after seeing Stu and the other new tenants
“It means I’m not finished enjoying this.”
Louis: “Donna, listen to me.”
Donna: “I know.”
Louis: “Then you know that I – “
Donna: “Shit the bed like you never have before?”
Louis: “I am so – “
Donna: “Banged the monkey? Screwed the pooch?”
Louis: “Donna, please – “
Donna: “Flinked the flank?”
Louis: “What does flink the flank mean?”
Donna: “It means I’m not finished enjoying this.”
“I just saw our new tenants. A bunch of dickhead traders. They’re gonna drive Louis crazy.”
Harvey: “Jessica, what can I do for you?”
Jessica: “What are you so happy about?”
Harvey: “I just saw our new tenants. A bunch of dickhead traders. They’re gonna drive Louis crazy.”
“Prune juice, prune juice, you are so sweet, I love you all the way from my head down to my — Goddamn it!”
– Louis, upon finding the fridge packed with Red Bull
“I’m your worst nightmare, because this quivering angry dildo isn’t going away until it gets its satisfaction.”
Stu: “What kind of dildo puts bran bars and prune juice in a lease agreement?”
Louis: “This dildo. This dildo right here.”
Stu: “Are you nuts?”
Louis: “No. I’m your worst nightmare, because this quivering angry dildo isn’t going away until it gets its satisfaction.”
Stu: “What did you just say to me?”
Louis: “I just said, this dildo is gonna be in your face slapping it around, then up your ass marching you right out the door if it catches you in violation of your lease ever again.”
“I’m not one to back away from a fight.”
Rachel: “I’m not one to back away from a fight.”
Professor Dunbar: “Rachel, I’m not asking you to back away from a fight. I’m asking you to pick one that’s more important.”
“Don’t ever mess with a Harvard goddamn lawyer.”
Stu: “You’re a son of a bitch.”
Louis: “Yeah, a son of a bitch who’s got the full weight of the New York City Legal Code on his side. And you just learned lesson number one. Don’t ever mess with a Harvard goddamn lawyer.”
“I’d rather not say, but it fit you to a T.”
Maitre d’: “Excuse me, sir?”
Harvey: “Relax, I know where I’m going.”
Maitre d’: “I’m sure you do, but I don’t think you’re going to find what you’re looking for.”
Harvey: “What did you just say to me?”
Maitre d’: “I’m sorry, but you match the description of a man I was told would be walking in here right about now.”
Harvey: “And what exactly is the description?”
Maitre d’: “I’d rather not say, but it fit you to a T.”
“You have to make all of them afraid of you. Then the only impression they’ll have of you is that you’re one badass woman.”
Rachel: “I’m taking a practical ethics course this semester. … My problem’s not with the textbook.”
Jessica: “Mike.”
Rachel: “One of my classmates stuck him in my face in front of the entire class to win an argument.”
Jessica: “And the only thing you want to stick in her face is your fist?”
Rachel: “Something like that. So the professor offered me an Innocence Project case, and I want to take it, but if I do…”
Jessica: “The other students will think you’re afraid of her. … Then you have to make all of them afraid of you. Then the only impression they’ll have of you is that you’re one badass woman.”
Rachel: “Why do I get the feeling that when you were in law school you went through something just like this?”
Jessica: “Rachel, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but I go through something like this every damn day.”
“What do you think I’ve been doing to him for the last 10 years?”
Stu: “You serious about me sticking it to your partner?”
Harvey: “What do you think I’ve been doing to him for the last 10 years?”
“I’d like to apologize for saying what I said to Rachel Zane. I only did what I did because she’s my intellectual and ethical superior. I’m ashamed of myself, and I forfeit this competition.”
– Naomi, reading the apology Rachel wrote
“If you’re really gonna pick getting back at Harvey over your own freedom, you really are the sorriest son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
– Mike to Frank
“Take a number, buddy, because one thing I’m never gonna do is get involved with a shady piece of shit like you.”
William: “You know you’re making an enemy of me for the rest of your life.”
Harvey: “Take a number, buddy, because one thing I’m never gonna do is get involved with a shady piece of shit like you.”
“He takes one sip of this, we’ll have to hear that story about the first time he got laid.”
Jessica: “Put some music on, because we’re back on the map.”
Harvey: “To being back on the map.”
Jessica: “To drawing a new one.”
Harvey: “Should we get Louis?”
Jessica: “Come on. He takes one sip of this, we’ll have to hear that story about the first time he got laid.”
Harvey: “We’d be lucky if that’s the story we get to hear.”
Suits season 6 airs Wednesdays at 9pm on USA.
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